We're Not Experts - Two Amateurs Muddling Through History
A laid back history podcast where we explore everything from ancient empires to awkward royal scandals. Each episode, we pick a topic, dig into the weird, wild, and sometimes world-changing details, and try to make sense of it all, without taking ourselves too seriously. Whether you’re a history newbie or just here for the strange facts, come and tune in!
In this episode, our two amateur historians tackle the wonderfully weird case of the Dodleston Messages - a tale involving a haunted BBC Micro, time travel via word processor, and a bloke from the 1500s who somehow mastered digital chat. Expect wild theories, and a timeline more tangled than a plate of spaghetti.
Warning: side effects may include confusion, mild paranoia, and a nap halfway through, because yes, it’s that long. Perfect for insomniacs and fans of baffling British mysteries alike!
Bring Our Your Dead: The Great Plague of London 1665
Ready to jump into 1665 without needing a time machine or a biohazard suit? In this episode, our two favourite amateur historians (emphasis on amateur) tackle the Great Plague of London—because nothing says “lighthearted banter” like bubonic death and 17th-century sanitation!
Join us as we unpack how fleas, rats, and questionable medical advice combined to turn London into a real-life horror story. From plague doctors with beaky masks to some truly terrible health tips, we separate the facts from the filthy fiction—with a few laughs along the way.
Whether you're a history buff or just here for the plague puns, you’ll come away entertained, mildly educated, and very grateful for modern plumbing.
In this intriguing episode, we delve into the mysterious disappearance of the lighthouse keepers on Eilean Mòr—one of Scotland’s most puzzling unsolved cases. With curiosity and a dash of humour, we explore the theories, folklore, and eerie clues behind the 1900 mystery that still baffles experts today. Tune in for a lighthearted look at a dark tale from the windswept Flannan Isles!
When Sneezing Was Deadly: The Black Death of 1348
In this lively episode of our history podcast, we delve into the murky world of the Black Death of 1348. With a mix of curiosity and dry wit, we explore how the plague swept through medieval Europe, changing society forever. From bizarre remedies to questionable hygiene, nothing is off-limits in this engaging and surprisingly relatable chat. Whether you're a history buff or just in it for the morbid tales, this episode brings the past to life—with a good dose of British charm. Perfect for fans of history with a humorous twist!
The Night the Earth Stood Still (for six minutes)
In this curious episode, we tune in to the bizarre 1977 Southern Television broadcast hack, when an unknown voice claiming to be from the "Ashtar Galactic Command" interrupted the evening news across parts of the UK. Was it a prank, a protest, or something more otherworldly? Join us as we explore one of Britain's most mysterious and mischievous TV moments that left viewers baffled and conspiracy theories buzzing.
Pitchforks and Protest - The Peasants Revolt of 1381
From Wat Tyler’s fiery speeches to the surprising role of a teenage king, this episode blends fascinating facts with a good dose of humour. Whether you're a history buff or just here for the banter, you'll love this lively look at one of England’s most rebellious moments. Tune in now for a cheerful chinwag about medieval mayhem!
Operation Mincemeat - The Man Who Never Was
In this gripping episode, we get stuck into the brilliantly bonkers tale of Operation Mincemeat, the top-secret WWII deception that fooled Hitler and helped turn the tide of the war. Join us as we unpack how a dead body, a briefcase full of fake intel, and a dash of British eccentricity led to one of the most daring wartime hoaxes ever pulled off. If you're into clever cloak-and-dagger stories from history, this one's not to be missed!
The Most Ridiculous Fashion Trends in History
Join us as we discuss the bizarre, baffling and downright bonkers side of style. From powdered wigs the size of small ponies to skyscraper shoes, this episode is unpicking the threads of fashion's most questionable moments. Whether you're a style guru or just here for the giggles, this is your front-row seat to the wardrobe disasters that made history.
Confess Witch! Matthew Hopkins - Witchfinder General
In this episode, we dive broomstick first into the eerie world of Matthew Hopkins, England's infamous Witchfinder General. With a mix of curious banter, historical sleuthing, and just the right amount of cackling, we unearth the strange, spooky, and often absurd tales of 17th century witch hunts, and most importantly, attempt to answer the question; Who gave this guy a badge, and why was everyone so scared of a few odd cats and herbal tea?
Guess Who Started a Civil War?
Join us as we navigate the twists and turns of the English Civil War without the dusty textbooks or fancy degrees. From battles and be-headings to big egos and bad decisions, Guess Who Started a Civil War breaks down the drama of the 1600s with curiosity, laughs, and the occasional confused tangent. If you like history with a bit of banter, this one's for you.
Bonus Episodes (Shorts)
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral - A Short by James
Saddle up for a bite sized blast of Wild West drama as James unpacks the infamous gunfight at the O.K. Corral. In just five minutes, James explores the story of Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, and the 30 seconds of gunfire that became legend in US history.
Hero of Alexandria - A Short by James
Discover the fascinating world of ancient innovation in this short podcast episode about Hero of Alexandria, the brilliant Greek engineer and inventor. Perfect for history enthusiasts and curious minds alike, this bite-sized podcast explores Hero’s remarkable inventions—including the world’s first steam turbine —and his lasting influence on science and engineering. Tune in now to learn more about one of antiquity’s greatest minds in under five minutes.
The Honeypot Lane Murders - A Short by James
In this gripping short podcast episode, James delves into the chilling case of the Honeypot Lane murders in Basildon, Essex, a crime that shocked the country.
WW2 Series
This series focuses on the many different aspects of World War II, from the major battles and political shifts to the everyday lives of those who lived through it.
Evacuation by Norman Bambridge & Sarah Smith
(narrated by Sarah Smith)
This podcast delves into the strategies of evacuation throughout the war, including the evacuation of children from major cities in Britain to protect them from bombings and the mass relocations of civilians in high risk areas.
Rationing by Sarah Smith
This podcast looks at systems implemented by the British government to manage the scarce food resources during WW2 and how these strategies impletemented daily life.
Surviving the Blitz by Norman Bambrige & Sarah Smith
(narrated by Sarah Smith)
A gripping podcast exploring the harrowing experiences and remarkable resilience of those who lived through the Blitz.
Interview Series
In this podcast series, we sit down with local folks from all walks of life to hear their stories, memories, and unique perspectives. From lifelong residents to newer faces, each episode offers a fresh glimpse into the people who make our community what it is.
David Bourner - Local Author
David has just published a book named "How Basildon was built"
In this interview podcast David talks about the book
Tony Dow - Martins Ice Cream
Tony started his ice cream business in the mid 1960's - the business flourished in the growing New Town - Tony talks about the early days of the business.